Saturday, June 29, 2013


I CAME
I SAW
I SHE CONQUERED

At the end of Romance-o-nomics 101: A nerd's perspective on a few things pertaining to love and romance, our protagonist Vidhaan plans to pursue MBA from a Kolkata based college. Adherence to his own self given commandments becomes a challenge as he finds himself in a group comprising largely of good looking and smart women in his MBA batch- from the beautiful and bubbly Sujata to bratty Snigdha, from worldly wise and motherly Nilakshi to uber trendy Anideepa and many more. The men only club he belonged to during his undergraduate days is completely missing as the only three other males in the group- Aridaman, a hopeless romantic, Soumitra, a 'know-it-all' guy and Debanjan, a certified nutcase- are always busy with their own shenanigans.
He avoids all the bevy of ‘beautiful’ distractions with a stoic face and is quickly branded as ‘serious and brooding” by his batchmates. Yet when he meets Ashishikta- his paternal uncle’s colleague’s daughter, hailing from Kolkata suburbs, all his resolve vanishes and he gives in to the same old ‘follies’ that led to heartbreaks during his undergraduate days. Does lady luck shine on him this time round? Does Vidhaan make the same mistakes? Why does he keep a part of his life a complete secret even from his closest friends in his MBA class? And who is this Ekantika in his batch whom he befriends during the fag end days of MBA?

I came. I saw. I She Conquered traces the journey and experiences of Vidhaan during the two years of his post graduation and two years thereafter in the backdrop of bustling life of Kolkata which holds an altogether different charm for him. So read along folks and as last words I would quote a cliché, “This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to my awesome and fantabulous friends and ‘muses’ is purely coincidental.”


1. A new beginning...

The houses beneath the wings became smaller and smaller as the twin Pratt and Whitney 1100G engines lifted the Airbus A320 of Indigo Airlines into the sky. City of Joy, here I come! The blinding glare of the afternoon sun forced me to pull down the “shutter” on the small window that afforded me to look down upon the Earth from an altitude of 35,000 feet. Minutes passed as idle thoughts stormed my brain one after the other about how life in Kolkata would be like. My reverie was broken by a beautiful flight stewardess as she asked me if I would like to be served with a ridiculously overpriced snack. Curious as to know how wide she can smile, I nodded and gave her one of my “winning” smile that oozed gratitude and thanked her as she served me. She gave a bigger fake smile in reciprocation as if serving me masala cashew and diet coke is what she had been dreaming of since she came to her senses. I immediately knew that I was up against a pro and she was trained and paid to smile at strangers all day long. So I refrained from further making a fool of myself and concentrated on devouring the food that was in front of me...
Although I am a Delhiite through and through, I am more of a 'bong' as compared to my other Bengali friends who like me have been born and brought up in the capital city of India. This is partly due to my schooling at Shyama Prasad Vidyalaya- one of the seven Bengali schools in the capital, and partly due to the steady dose of Bengali culture fed to me by my semi- orthodox parents in the form of Bankim Chandra's literature, Satyajit Ray’s movies, Rabindra Sangeet, 'Shorshey Eeleesh' (Hilsa with mustard sauce) and 'Muri Ghonto' (potpourri of rice, fish head and what not!). As a non resident Bengali since birth, I always wondered how life in Kolkata would be like. The yearly 3- week trip to Kolkata during summer vacations was an eagerly awaited affair. When those weeks got over, as if in a blink of an eye, I would become morose while looking out of the window of Rajdhani Express as it pulled out of Howrah station, headed for Delhi, as if I am leaving a vital part of myself in this city. The time spent with my cousins, visiting various places within the limited time, the omnipresent yellow taxis, the Bengali expletives, seeing posters of movies like Baba Keno Chaakor (The Servant Father), Shaami Keno Ashami (Why is my hubby a criminal??!!), the trips in local train all seemed very charming. It always seemed that I belong to this place and not to the uber chic power centre of India. This yearning somehow got lost in the many nook and crannies of my heart as sheer mundane life forced the weeks to roll into months and months into years.
And then I made a mess of my GATE examinations and seriously started looking at the MBA option which was erstwhile an ‘unsavoury’ backup. Since my options were between going to some second grade town of Maharashtra and pursuing MBA from a supposedly good college in Kolkata, I blindly chose the later. As all my paternal and maternal relatives live in Kolkata, my parents who are usually more protective about me as compared to what parents should be about their male child, were also on board with my decision to shift to our native city. So the day came when my mother bid a tearful adieu as if I am her only “daughter” who got married and now moving to live with her in-laws. As far as I was concerned I was relieved and elated beyond imagination. New Delhi had started to become suffocating. On one hand there was a not so presentable “past” of mine and most of my friends had left for abroad looking for greener pastures. I badly needed a fresh start, a new city with an opportunity to make new set of friends was the perfect antidote that almighty provided me with.
... We will be landing shortly in Netaji Subhash International Airport. The weather is cloudy and strong winds are blowing from the east. Kindly fasten your seat belts and brace for some turbulence. Thank You”, the pilot parrotted an oft repeated warning in a monotonous voice. A couple of minutes later the “turbulence” began. God please dont crash it now!! I gripped the seat rest and lifted the shutter and looked outside. I was greeted with dark grey clouds- a symbol of peak of monsoons in West Bengal. The flight landed after some time and outside it was raining cats and dogs. I stepped out onto the tarmac and then onto the waiting bus that would ferry us to the arrival terminal. As the bus started moving I looked out into the torrential rains. So it begins...

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