BHUMIKA

Ek bochhor aagey aamar hotaath lekhaar hujoog uthlo. Aar amay paay ke? Uthlo baai to kotok jaai. Shongey shongey shuru korlaam ei blog taa. Besh ek shoptaaho taana lekhaar por paatey naamlo "Romance-o-nomics 101". Shetaa poraar por amar bondhuder formaan- "MBA life niye lekh, aamra taatey thaaki jeno". Jo hukum mere maalik. Tobey etaa amar MBA er dui bochhorer biboron noye. Etey baastob aachhey kinaa jaani na, tobey bostu kichu thaakleo thaktey paarey. Asha kori paathokder pochhondo hobey. Chapter wise lekha cholchhey- Ingreji ar Bangla shonshkoron (version). Jemon Jemon Lekha hobey temon upload hobey...                 

 Chapter 1: CHIRIYAKHANAAY SHABDHAAN

"Pen drive haariyechhish jokhon, ebaar tar dhaakni taao raakh!!", montobbyer shaathey shaathey ekti shuddrishho pen drive er dhaakni gulir moto amar bookey eshey laaglo. Shaanto meye pen drive pawaa jaachhey na bole aagneyogirir moto phetey porechhey. Taa dekhey aashey paasher jonogon stombhito. Amio bibroto hoye porechhi. Er aagey meyera onek kichu nikkhep korechhey amakey lokhho baaniye. Kintu pen drive er dhaaknir jonno target practice board konodin hotey hoyni. Eto shaahosh!! Aamio terey phurey uthlaam. Paalta aakromon, "Desk er tolaata check korechish?" Bollam ekjon key, dekhi gotaa doshek polaapaan je jaar desk er tolaa ghaat tey laaglo. Minute paanch tolpaar chollo. Desk, bag, pocket konotaao ultey paaltey dekha aar baad poreni. Kintu pen drive er tikir naagaal pawaa gelo naa. Edikey shundori amar opor next round shaadhar jonno toiri hochhen. Ei phetey portey jaaben ki ek "gurudeb" typer maanush daant- chowaal- maari dekhiye nijer pocket thekey shei bohu bitorkito pen drive udjaapon korlen. Aami jeno haatey shorgo peloom. Extra character rao haanph chherey baachlo. Pen drive pherot peye jogot jononi amay chokher chahuni diye jaar por naai tiroshkaar korlen, taarpor nijer priyo baandhobir shaathey shokhi shonglaapey abar metey uthlen. Ghotona ghotaar por ek shubhaakaankhi bollo, "Ei jaatray bechey geli!!" Shey aar boltey. Jei jongol moholey eshey porechhi shekhaney ektu paa phoshkaalei Khel Khotom. Baagh baghiniraa shobaandhobey terey eshey ghaar motkey debey.

Maash khan ek hoyechhey aami ei aajob jaaygatitey eshey pounchechhi- baybshaay snaatokottor er upaadhi laabh er aashay. Prothom deen ek osthi chormoshaar choshmaa pora ek bhodrolok khub ghon ghotaar shaathey Buddha deb er Shukhaa dorshon er drishtaanto diye gelen. Shei utkrishto nidorshon shuney praan shukiye gelo. Taarpor shuru holo professor der bhoy dekhaanor bohor- “Jaara accounts aagey koreni taader kopaaley dukkho aachey”, “Maths na parley suppli khaabey”, aar shob cheye aashchorjokor formaan- “college er gate er baairey beroley guardian call koraa hobe!!”

Itimodhhye amader koyekjon, maaney mot 12-13 jon er ekta group toiri hoyechhey. Daari aala ek bamakhaypa type er bhodrolok naam diyechey “tiffin sharing group”. Tiffin “sharing” kotota hoye taa jana nei, kaaron tiffin box gulo kholaar por “survival for the fittest” er moto ekta baypaar dekha jaay. Eke ek jon raakhhosh er moto khaaye. Aamader modhhyomoni holen Neeli“ma”. Odbhut rokom thotkaata. Ek din mon diye ekta sandwich ey kaamor jei boshaatey jaabo, kaata kaata golaay uni tipponi korlen, “Roj e to paat perey khaash, ek din to eney kichu khawatey parish!!” Aar jaai kothaay!! Lojjaay kaachumaachu hoye sandwich ta rekhey ditey holo. Aridaman bole ek bondhu bollo, “Arey o to hostel ey thaakey, khawar ki kore aanbey?” Shuney Neeli“ma” bollo, “Ok theek aachey kheye ney”. Maa er onumoti peye aamio sandwich ta mukhey purey dilaam. Naah ebaar kichu ekta kiney eney ederkey khaaiye debo, naaholey free lunch boraatey aar thaakbey naa!!

Assignment aar homework er shubidher jonno gotaa class ke chhoy khana group ey bhaag koraa holo ebong taar opor proti group ey ek jon key rakha holo “convener”. Amar group er jini convener holen tini class er gorom rokter odhikaary chhele der ek bishesh onubhaajon hoye uthlen. Aami temon kichu bujhlam na. Oboshhoi ek aadhbaar aapadomostok onubekhhon korechi taakey- emon ek drishti diye jaa khub shoujonner noye ebong tini amakey dhoreo phellen ekbaar, kintu dekhey mone holo besh khushi holen. Ekdin paashey eshey boshey jiggesh korlen je aami eto chup chaap thaaki keno!! Bhaari phayshaadey poraa gelo bhaai. Ki jobaab debo emon ek proshner? Kono motey ek aamraagachhi diye paash kaatiye dilaam!! Khub unsatisfied hoye choley gelen. Nishchoi ei aashaay eshechhilen je khub toshaamod paaben.Jaak gey ekhon eshei porechhi jokhon koto kichui dekhtey hobey, jemon etodin dekhey eshechhi. "Porechhi Jokhon Mogoler Haatey, Khaana Khetey Hobei Shaathey...

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